Buying the perfect gift for a boy of 14 is an impossible task at times. Inf act, buying gifts for any boy is difficult. All the boys in my present buying squad are non sporting, have no hobbies that are known and they only ever sit with iPads switched to some game or other gallery activity. When they’re not doing that, they can be seen on their phones merrily enjoying long text sessions or social edia bouts. This fascination with selfie pics and posting them online surprises me greatly as I have never been photogenic and never like pics that anyone has taken of me. There are about a dozen, if that, pictures that appear to me as I look when I scrutinise the mirror. It is all vanity. I’ve discovered a website perforce for gifts for the impossible man. Personalised anything – just right for the quirky and downright bizarre.